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Post  Pete Wyatt on Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:57 am

A place to put all your chat up lines whether they are cheesy, funny or they just work i want to hear them!

ill start,

do you sleep on your stomach? no, can i?

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:05 am

Lick your fingers and touch the girls top... lets get you home and out of thos wet clothes!

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Post  Admin on Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:07 am

does this cloth smell like chloraform to u?

are u on fire? cos u're hot

they're both classics that never fail!!!

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:17 am

lol have you tried them then? the 1st one is a classic but the 2nd just lame... but it did make me chuckle.

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Post  Admin on Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:19 am

i've tried every one in the book...

you must be tired cos u've been running through my mind all day...

did it hurt when u feel from heaven?

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:10 am

your eyes are like spanners... every time i look at them my nuts tighten!

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:12 am

whats your name darlin? jill .... can i call you jill? ... um yes good whats the best time!

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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:36 am

hey are you a parking ticket??? because you have fine written all over you.. gigedy gigedy
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Post  Pete Wyatt on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:40 am

Hi... DO YOU WANT TO GO HALFS ON A ABORTION?

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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:42 am

want to have sex yet? NO! , well i am sorry these handcuffs aren't coming off until you do.
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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:46 am

wow that is a really nice top! but do you know what look really good on you? ME Very Happy
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Post  Pete Wyatt on Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:29 am

this is one from my footy team site...
Gearing 28/02/2008 14:31:03
The best one I heard was when you go up to a hot girl who is with a fat mate. You go up to the fat girl and say "Do you want a dance?" When she says yes (which she will cos shes fat!!) say "Off you go then, I want to talk to your mate!".

its even more funny if you know the guy that wrote it cos he is quite quiet.

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Post  Admin on Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:58 am

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!

Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!!

"You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".

you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....

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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:24 am

get in the car, i've got a knife
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Post  5qu33 on Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:34 am

do u like snakes?

what about trouser snakes?
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Post  Pete Wyatt on Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:08 am

Bloke: Excuse me love but can I smell your Feet. Bird: No Bloke: In that case it must be your cunt then!

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Post  Mainboard on Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:23 am

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

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Post  Mainboard on Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:25 am

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

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Post  Mainboard on Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:29 am

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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Post  Mainboard on Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:34 am

Are you Jamaican? Because ur Jamaican me crazy!!!

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Post  Mainboard on Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:49 am

If u get kidnapped this Christmas don't worry, it's Santa, cos I asked for you this Christmas

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:24 pm

What do you think this pole is made out of?

this was darrens guess at what james will say to casie to start a conve... was funny as fuck

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