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Post  Pete Wyatt on Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:50 pm

you dont know anyone called dave!

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Post  5qu33 on Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:01 am

I do
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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:44 am

2 homosexual have exploded whilst having sex earlier today. Police believe they wer... SUICIDE BUMMERS. aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! YEEEAH! lol it was awful i no. just wanted to contribute. jocolor
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Post  Rockafella Bill Jr on Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:08 pm

hehehehehe

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Post  Rockafella Bill Jr on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:10 am

Mark Speights body was recently discovered at a remote location of Paddington station. Apparently the police are looking at the bigger picture. It was sent in by Suzie, 11 from Norwich.

Too soon?

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Post  Holly on Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:48 am

lol, yeah, too soon! pete and darren probably won't get it either, not being up to date with the england news and all.. still, that's what they get for going off and having "adventures"...me, i'd rather be here, tired as hell and with unbelievable amounts of work to do- because at least i understood that joke. yeah. think about it.
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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Sat May 03, 2008 7:06 am

lol i got really excited then because i came on the forum and it said that Holly was the most recent member to post a message on the "jokes page". I mean i think we all know that girls cant tell jokes.......... rendeer but i take it all back because reading through your message greatly pleasured me! also, *high 5* to nath for that joke. here have some money for it $$$$$$$.

speaking of jokes i bought a pack of penguins the other day expecting to be entertained by a wide selection of clever, penguin related jokes and i got the same joke 3 TIMES!!!! AND IT WAS AWFUL!! "what is black and white and goes round and around and around? penguin on a roundabout" ... I MEAN WTF IS THAT?!?

you want like this "Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they havenīt got any pockets!!!! POCKETS!!! Shocked "
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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Sat May 03, 2008 7:07 am

POCKETS!!!
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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Wed May 28, 2008 3:17 pm

a teacher stands infront of her primary school class and says "right, now i want everyone to try and make me a sentence using the word 'dough'". Little jane raises her hand "in italy they make pizza using special dough". "very good" the teacher replies, little mary then puts up her hand and says " my baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play dough" "excellent!" replied the teacher. Then little bobby raises his hand and says "my mummy says that daddy is so useless she has to use a dil dough"

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:18 am

DOUGH!!!!

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:19 am

O i get it...

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:19 am

IT...

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Post  Admin on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:21 am

IT!!!! lol...
that genious!!!

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Post  Admin on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:22 am

genious......

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:24 am

...


get it

...

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:26 am

holes in your trousers to put things in!!!.... i mean Pockets

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Post  Admin on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:27 am

what do you call the woman-to-man-sex-change...?

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Post  Admin on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:28 am

how do you circumsize a man from Tasmania?

kick his sister in the jaw

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Post  Admin on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:29 am

Why do Belemics like KFC?

Cos it comes with the bucket.... BUCKET!!!!

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Post  Admin on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:29 am

BUCKET!!!

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:30 am

What is this?... A joke!!!

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Post  Rockafella Bill Jr on Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:43 pm

A Gherkin, a cucumber and a penis were down the pub having a conversation. The Cucumber says, "Guys, my life is so hard. When I'm ripe, they pick me, cut me up into peices and toss me in a salad!"

The Gherkin says, "You think that's bad?! When I'm ripe, they pick me, cut me up, then pickle me in vinegar"

The Penis says, "You think THAT'S bad?! When I'm ripe, they put a bag on my head, put me in a dark room then bash my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out"

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A bunny and a skunk are left at the end of the world. Both of their families have been wiped out, so they are having an identity crisis.

The bunny says to the skunk, "Hey, what am I?"
The skunk replies, "Well, you have big ears and a fluffy tail. You must be a bunny! But what am I?"
The bunny says, "Well, you aint quite black, and you aint quite white... And you stink... So you must be a paki"

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Post  Holly on Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:02 pm

Racism. Not funny.
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Post  Mainboard on Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:58 am

ahahahahahahahahaha lol

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Post  Mainboard on Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:00 am

what did the man say to the man................hey man!

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