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Post  Pete Wyatt on Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:31 am

LOL THIS PAGE IS BEAR JOKES!

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jokes u say?? god wher do i start

Post  Captain Turtle boy on Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:22 am

have you ever seen the 'leicester shuffle' technique of shuffling cards? what you do is take away half of the deck and then you have less ter shuffle Very Happy
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Post  Pete Wyatt on Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:01 am

man walks into a bar and say... ouch!

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Post  Mr C on Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:28 pm

Doctor doctor I think I'm foreign.
Doc: *Shoots foreigner*

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:44 am

MAN WALKS INTO A PHONE BOX

WHAT AN IDIOT!

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Post  Admin on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:53 am

you're jokes are lame... and i'm on every one on the main page!!!!!!!

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:27 am

i dont get that one darren? Smile Smile

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Post  Admin on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:28 am

what do u call a jew's boobs? .............. jewbs.

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:37 am

whats pink and fluffy?..... pink fluff .... whats blue and fluffy?.... pink fluff holding its breath!

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Post  5qu33 on Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:21 am

what do you get if you shit blood out your ass?

cancer.
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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:50 am

what do you call a family of pakis in a land rover ? .... one good days shooting

whats big and blue? my bedroom carpet

pig oink

cherry cherry cherry

scratch aahahahaa it looks like a head that has a window just behind him.

elephant aahahah it looks like a grey woman is lay on her back and she is giving birth to an elephant
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Post  Pete Wyatt on Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:30 am

can any1 put officiate into a sentence?

A man got sick because of officiate (a-fish_he_ate)

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Post  5qu33 on Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:38 am

dude, that ain't a joke.

i did laugh thou =D haha
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Post  Pete Wyatt on Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:40 am

dude that aint a joke.

i did laugh tho.

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Post  5qu33 on Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:25 am

dude, that aint a joke.
i did laugh tho =P
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Post  Pete Wyatt on Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:32 am

this could go on 4 a long time but im going to end this now. i know this is nt a joke but this is the punch line---------------------------------------------------------
pow

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Post  5qu33 on Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:34 am

ohh a batman joke. nice.
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Post  Pete Wyatt on Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:36 am

AHA this could go on for a very long time i will end this now.
this is a joke here is the punch line ____________________________________________________
the end

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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:43 am

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says,
"Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"


"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs where he met Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds. "Hello dere
girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."


"Fook off you liar!".


"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"


"Of course, what's the use of fuckin' one?"
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Post  Pete Wyatt on Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:05 am

slightly off topic but

Why did the baker have brown hands ?.

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Post  Mainboard on Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:15 am

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:31 am

i've got a joke................................................

newcastle united Very Happy afro
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Post  Mainboard on Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:39 am

cheeky fucker lol

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Post  Pete Wyatt on Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:26 pm

ive got a joke................................
Mark Brown!

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Post  Captain Turtle boy on Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:01 am

aww mate that reminds me of this story right, it was a couple of weeks ago, i was with my mate dave in a club and he was walking through the crowd behind this other fella, and this other fella bumped into this girl but when she turned around she started shouting at my mate dave, this really pissed him off and he was ranting to me about it afterwards, saying bout how it wasn't even him and i was like.. "yeah... but it was you though wasn't it" and he was all like "NO! no it wasn't me" and then i was like "yeah mate i know i know...... but it was you wasnt it" Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy he gets it
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